Some more gold from Yahoo Answers.
"Today my girlfriend and I were messing around and I ended putting my penis near her vagina/anal region. I didn’t *** or anything but could she get pregnant? I didn’t go in her vagina, but it kinda went in her butthole."
"kinda went in her butthole."
I twiddled my thumbs all through your cremation
And began to
Chew the dead skin on my chapped lips
Until the pyre on the stick met the wood caging your body.
You were wearing a dress that you hated.
I knew that because you didn’t fucking like wearing dresses.
After the wood, the cloth caught first,
Then your hair.
Even singed, I smelled a hint of your cucumber-melon shampoo.
I bet your mom knew to use it.
Memories that involve more than one bodily sense tend to stay longer in your long term storage.
I can still see the orange flames licking your body,
A sick and vile lover.
Your fingers curled up in the fire,
The hands that trembled in the grasp of mine peeled back to expose bone.
You’d think that bones could not burn but after your chest caved into your spine
I watched your ribs catch like matchsticks.
Out of pure chance,
Your face burned last.
Closed eyes without coins to show we didn’t know where you were going,
(And I hoped you hadn’t even left)
Your lips were glossed with your older sister’s old lipstick.
I’ve lost count how many times I’d tasted it.
Finally all you were was ash
And I had to be held back by your mother and her friends as
I screamed out your name again and again.
There was silence,
Then a prayer,
Then they threw you against the wind.
You want to know what the most fucked up part is?
The one thing I remember most is that
Burning flesh smells like chicken.
"What Doesn’t Kill You Haunts You Until You Die" - Nishat Ahmed
It’s been raining a lot and this has been on my mind.
And on this day I decided to become God. I wanted to understand everything and create things and help people and I needed to do it.
I had to become God.
So I built a tower fit for God and stood above the world. And the World said “Come down from that tower silly man.” And I simply said “No.”
I looked out across Everything and it all came rushing into my skull at the same time and I felt like I would die but I understood everything, just as I’d wanted to. And I’d built, just as I’d wanted to. But the World didn’t acknowledge me as God.
The World said “Come down from that tower silly man who pretends to be God, before I break it down.” And I said “Fine. I’ve no need for my tower, for I’ve learned to fly you fools.”
And I jumped and fell towards the Earth and the World gasped collectively. But then I learned that I couldn’t fly, even if it felt like I could for a moment. I broke my skull and the knowledge of Everything came out and fled back to the Universe where it belonged.
And then the World laughed at my shattered body, but I was laughing too.
For I had become God, even if just for a moment.